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SHOCK REPORT EVERY Do you know anyone aged between 14 & 34?
Will More Women Die, or will More Men Die? Click which YOU think is the Correct Answer-
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More of the Men will Die If that shocks you as much as it shocked me, take action NOW and get this New, 2008 Special Report
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2008" Does that Fact shock YOU the way it did me? Now I've got your attention, here's another Shocker: These are American Cancer Society Cancer Statistics for 2007:
(*'Genital includes Prostate, Testis, Penis & other Genital) And that means that OVER 30% of ALL Male Cancers (And percentage figures for other Western Countries are very similar). Dear Friend, YOU YOURSELF, YOUR SON OR YOUR MAN IS AT RISK - NOW. This is not one of those stupid, throw-away, websites with a phoney headline to try and scare you. If you're a man, if you have a male partner, or most importantly, if you're the parent of a male child (even if he's a grown son!) you owe it to him, or to yourself, to take just 5 minutes to read this report. Sorry - I should introduce myself - my name is Nick Maxwell. From Scotland, originally, now living in Spain. I'm lucky enough to live on an island in the Mediterranean, about 120 miles east of Barcelona, called Mallorca. (Pronounced 'Mah-yorca'). (This is where Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones have a home, Tom Cruise too, Caprice hangs out, Claudia Schiffer... and no, not in MY street... just thought you'd enjoy the pictures...)
Statistics in every Western country today will confirm that more young men die of 'TC', Testicular Cancer, every year, than young women die of Breast Cancer in the same age group 14 - 34. And the numbers are increasing, bucking the trend for other cancers. The two main reasons are - 1) Lack of Education - women are taught from an early age to check themselves for lumps or abnormalities in their breasts - they get regular checks, too. How much information do boys & men get? 2) Embarrassment. A huge 90%+ of men who are diagnosed with Testicular Cancer will confirm that they did NOT go to see their Doctor the very first time they noticed 'something not right' in their balls. And this is especially true of Teenage Boys - Please note that the following short story is true.
Lee died of his Testicular Cancer; but the reality is that (Lee's story is, tragically, fairly typical. When I contacted Lee's mother to ask to tell his story, she of course said yes. But what I found surprising is that she told people only that he died of 'cancer' - she didn't feel comfortable telling anyone it was testicular... strange). So does this mean that if a Boy or Man gets Testicular Cancer, he's going to die? No. Not if it's discovered early enough. In fact, Testicular Cancer, when diagnoised early, has the highest cure rate - over 95% It doesn't always end like Lee's story. But the almost-immediate result of a positive diagnosis of TC is an 'Orchiectomy' - surgical removal of the cancerous testicle. (Cringe factor - HIGH!) So let me introduce you to... 'The Uniballers' This is an exclusive club of men and boys who have lost a testicle to either Testicular Cancer or some other illness. You won't find them in the Yellow Pages, in a clubhouse or at regular meeting anywhere near you anytime soon. And I have 2 friends who are members - one of the reasons I put this report together. Yet what YOU probably don't know is that there are thousands of boys and men who join this club every year. Yes, I said THOUSANDS. But it's almost impossible to find statistics on the number of men who 'join' the club every year - hospital statistics only record the illness - not always the fact that some poor kid or man has had a ball removed... and an Orchiectomy is a minor procedure in medical terms, after all. But it's nothing 'minor' in a Man or a Boy's head. So where does this information come from? Look at this beautiful picture and prepare yourself for a shock:
We hear a lot about 'boob jobs' - those silicone implants that give lots of the top movie actresses, pole-dancers, glamour models (and some lovely wives too!) those beautiful, bouncing breasts that we so admire... Here's one little-known fact that will amaze you - The manufacturers of these breast implants – 'false boobs' - also manufacture testicle implants - 'false' testicles – and guess which they sell more of? False Balls, my friend. Here's a scary fact - there are far more men lose a testicle, from illness or injury, every month than you would believe - an estimated 800 men lose a testicle every month in the USA alone. So why is this not common knowledge? Is it a cover-up? Why hasn't Larry King told us about this ??? Think about it for a minute - it's simple and it's logical:-
Add to this the fact that most boys and men lose a testicle because of plain Lack of Knowledge - knowing how to tell when there's 'something wrong' down there. And don't forget that other shocking statistic – over 30% of ALL Male Cancers start in the genital area – testicle, penis, prostate.
I was shocked at how little I knew about my two best friends, two little orbs that have given me more pleasure than anything else (ok, my old Triumph Bonneville 650 came close) and created my two beautiful kids, Jamie and Kate. If you're as poorly informed as I was, and you're as fond of your nuts as most of us are, then I've written a short, easy-to-follow, No-Holds-Barred ManHealth Special Report – it took me nearly a year to get this information together – on both the Good Stuff and the Bad, almost everything that can go wrong with your Manhood - including...
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2008" Note! Please check your e-mail in the next couple of minutes and click the 'confirmation' that you have requested the Report - we don't 'do' spam! Hey, let's lighten up for a minute... Let me tell you about my best friend, Big Dave. Dave's Story This not as sad as Lee's story - I don't want to depress you. In fact, this one turned out quite funny... because of Dave's weird sense of humor. Dave got a pain in his nuts. Big Macho Guy that he is, he decided to ignore it and tough it out. He grit his teeth and took some ibuprofen. After a couple of days, when it was getting worse, he went to see the Doc. The Doctor sent him straight to the emergency room and he was admitted immediately. Next day, when he got out of hospital, he had one LESS testicle Who's Big Dave? He's your regular 'Joe Average' – decent home, wife and two kids, good job, nice car, Harley to tinker with at the weekend... One Sunday, we were playing a friendly game of Five-a-Side soccer in the park. He got right in front of the goal when the local David Beckham wannabe cannoned the ball straight at the goalmouth like a missile from an F-16. Dave threw a leg at where he expected this howitzer shot to go. But the ball curved and went where Dave didn't expect it to go. Guess what stopped the ball dead? Yep, you're right. The ball was stopped dead. I was on the sidelines, waiting to get on for a kick-about and I heard the THWAKKKKK!!! as the football went from 60mph to zero in a half a nanosecond. Dave’s the Macho Type, though... looked around as if nothing had happened. For about, oh, as long as it takes to switch on a light. Then – yes, you've seen it before - he slowly crumpled to his knees with a loud groan and held onto his achin' acorns like his hands were frozen stiff and he was trying to warm them up. (Kinda reminded me of William Shatner as our beloved 'Captain Kirk', when some mean, nasty Alien zapped him with a 'disruptor ray'....) The game stopped as the guys strolled over, some laughing, every single one of us commiserating - but everyone knowing just how painful it was. And we all knew, too, that the pain would wear off in a few minutes and he'd be fine, so we clapped him on the back and offered valuable advice like “Glad that wasn't me!” and “Good Save, Dave!” or “Hang onto those Babies...” and even “Fastest Vasectomy I've ever seen!” - you know, the usual man-to-man B.S. Dave put a brave face on and finished the game, but what he didn't tell anybody was that although the pain subsided at the time... it came back... so Big Dave popped painkillers and told himself it'd go away. He was right. One of his nuts did ‘go away’. Nope, as we had a beer in the bar after that game, none of us knew was that just a few days later, Big Dave would be... firing on just one cylinder. Walking like John Wayne. Singing like Celine Dion. (Okay, I'm exaggerating here...) Anyway, a couple of days later Dave's wife called me to say that he's been admitted to the hospital and was due for surgery after visiting the emergency department. She was worried, of course, but she didn't tell me exactly what was wrong. Naturally, I headed over there right away. Dave was in the recovery room with his old lady; he looked kinda pale, and he was doped up too, to kill the pain. Nevertheless, he told me that he'd just had his left testicle removed. I was astonished! "What?" I asked, "what happened to it?" I said, immediately realising what a stupid question it was. It was only then that Dave told me that the pain in his sac had come back, Big Time, a few hours after he got hit by the ball - and the doctors had told him that if he'd had it attended to right after the accident – and that's all it was, a stupid, everyday accident – they could have saved his left testicle. Because he'd done nothing, it was 'bye-bye baby' – luckily not 'babies'. Big Dave didn't complain or try to blame anybody but himself... “How are you supposed to know?” was his only comment. On the way home, I couldn't get Dave's words out of my head. “How are you supposed to know?” “How ARE you supposed to know?” At some point in their lives, all men will experience The Big Pain the area of their Testicles. Whether it was... ... that time you got 'kicked in the nuts' in a fight, or in the gym, or at your Martial Arts Class... ...or that time you jumped your motorcycle and landed on the tank... ...or when the chain came off your bicycle and your cojones hit the ...or when your foot slipped when you were climbing over a fence... Did it hurt? Yes. And I thought about it.... What you cannot deny is that every, single day, some poor guy gets kicked, punched, whacked or grabbed in the balls – and it happens thousands of times a day all over the world when some poor guy least expects it. I wondered how many ended up like my friend? It's not as if you're going to read it in the paper, or brag to your friends about it – so nobody really knows. Anyway, Big Dave lost one of his balls because he didn't know the signs to look for... but the Doctors have assured him that he'll function perfectly with the one he's got left. (Or 'right', in his case... Sorry Dave...) What's the uplifting part of Big Dave's story? He was offered a silicone implant and he accepted. But Dave being Dave, he asked if he could
have one with a bell inside "so that the wife can hear when I'm coming..." He also told all the guys that he was firing on one cylinder, and as a big Star Wars fan, he also told the guys that henceforth, he wanted to be known as 'Only One Kenobe'. To repeat Big Dave's question... How are you supposed to know? And in general, when a guys loses a testicle, he can get by just fine with one. Small consolation when you've always had TWO, though...
In Big Dave's case, he'd developed a medical condition brought on by the ball crushing his privates that ended up in one of them 'dying on the vine', and it had to be surgically removed. Or when you get a 'kick in the nuts' and you get the same problem as Big Dave... How are you supposed to know? When you get an infection or a sexually transmitted infection in your balls... How are you supposed to know? So if us guys are too macho to go and ask the doctor... How are you supposed to know? Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters??? I mean, why isn’t there a ‘Workshop Manual’ you can flick through?
By a series of strange coincidences, I met a Man on a Mission. His name is Dumitru Fabian. (Everybody calls him by his surname, Fabian, because nobody can say 'Dumitru'). Fabian was a trainer to many of Romania's Top Gun Athletes and Olympic Sports Stars. He came out of Romania in the early 1980's as a Political Refugee, and brought with him files full of Top Secret, Soviet Training Manuals that had been compiled by the Coaches of their Olympians. So what's the link here? The Soviets had, for years, specialized in turning their Olympians into Super-Athletes by natural stimulation of the Human Body to produce a hormone known as 'The King of The Hormones' - Testosterone. And this Testosterone boost is one of the main reasons that we still see tiny, Eastern European Countries like Romania, Latvia, Bulgaria and other Someplace-ia's taking the gold in the Olympics. And where is most of the Testosterone produced in the Human Body? The Testicles. So Fabian's home country, Romania, and all the old Soviet countries simply taught their Male athletes how to stimulate the production of Testosterone by Looking after their Testicles. Dumitru spent virtually his whole working life studying the Male Condition and collected more data on Testicles than Bill Gates collects dollars. My friend, let me cut to the chase. Working over a period of two years, I have worked alongside my friend Fabian to simplify and edit down into Man-to-Man, everyday language over 25 years of his study and knowledge of the Male Reproductive System to create the world's first Testicular Care Manual© - the ESSENTIAL Guide to those two little orbs that produce the very spark of human life on Earth. The World's First and Only Testicular Care Manual©
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